Monthly Archives: December 2013

  1. 10 Things Men Don’t Know About Women

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    December 17, 2013 by nooffensebut

    I’m a big fan of Esquire magazine, including a Web feature titled “10 Things You Didn’t Know About Women,” in …
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  2. John Cusack isn’t showing up. Sorry.

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    December 17, 2013 by nooffensebut

    If anyone out there is still waiting for John Cusack to show up under your window with a boom box, …
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  3. Let’s call the whole thing off

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    December 17, 2013 by nooffensebut

    I could never love a man who loved “Love Story.” Not because I would question his sexuality (I would), but …
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  4. Solo Christmas isn’t a tragedy

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    December 17, 2013 by nooffensebut

    One of the best Christmases I ever spent was in Paris, in a borrowed flat with the boy I love. …
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  5. Setting an example, or not

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    December 17, 2013 by nooffensebut

    Last week, I received an e-mail from a well-meaning gentleman who was concerned that some of the things written in …
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  6. Have yourself a spoony little Christmas

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    December 17, 2013 by nooffensebut

    Here’s a confession: About three Decembers ago, I was hoping for a marriage proposal. Never mind that I didn’t have …
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  7. What are you doing New Year’s Eve

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    December 17, 2013 by nooffensebut

    Remember that lovely Parisian Christmas I wrote about a few weeks ago? My best Christmas was followed a week later …
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  8. Go on, get the shotgun

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    December 17, 2013 by nooffensebut

    On Dec. 27, news broke that actress Natalie Portman is both pregnant and engaged. “Wow,” I quipped to a friend, …
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  9. Text me!

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    December 17, 2013 by nooffensebut

    If I ever find myself back on the market, I’m toast. Not only would I have almost no idea how …
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  10. Long distance relationship challenge

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    December 17, 2013 by nooffensebut

    A friend once told me long-distance relationships should be avoided like the plague. “In fact,” he said, “they are worse …
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